2023 · horror · thriller · mystery
Tin & Tina
Directed by Rubin Stein1h 59m2023
After a traumatic miscarriage, Lola and her husband, Adolfo, adopt Tin and Tina, a lovely albino brother and sister with an ultra-Catholic education that makes them interpret the Holy Bible verbatim.
Our read: Tin & Tina (2023) reads as a heavy, steady, inventive horror · thriller · mystery entry — measured in intensity, intimate in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
Heavy, steady, measured horror / thriller, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, intimate, cold.
- heavy
- intense
- bleak
- cold
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