
2002 · action · comedy · horror
Directed by Ellory Elkayem1h 39m2002
The residents of a rural mining town discover that an unfortunate chemical spill has caused hundreds of little spiders to mutate overnight to the size of SUVs. It's then up to mining engineer Chris McCormack and Sheriff Sam Parker to mobilize an eclectic group of townspeople, including the Sheriff's young son, Mike, her daughter, Ashley, and paranoid radio announcer Harlan, into battle against the bloodthirsty eight-legged beasts.
Our read: Eight Legged Freaks (2002) reads as a heavy, breathless, inventive action · comedy · horror entry — extreme in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook.
Heavy, breathless, extreme action / comedy, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, mid-stakes, cold.
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“You want goofy creature-feature chaos with spiders, laughs, and small-town B-movie energy.”
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